A puffin does not know what it should eat. The internet says puffins should eat meat.

An astronaut has flunked his English test. He got one question right and failed the rest

A landscape with a chicken and some grass. The chicken crossed the road to get DAT ASS.

It looks like a nice days to go outside. But beware, the pollen levels are high.

A man is quite intrigued by carrot dreams. He has a veggie fetish, so it seems.

Pacman and his glasses speak binary. Zero-One-Zero says Pacman to me.

A dead chicken lies in a pool of blood. I hope they ended her life with a gun.

Rectangle with bat wings says "Party Time". A man's covered in blood, this is the crime!

Human complains the clouds are way too high. "You are too low" this cloud says in reply.

Two friends on mars talk about politics. They sit upon spaghetti, filled with ticks.

The aliens look up and see the earth. If they attempt to invade, we'll need NERV.

Harry potter saws off a chair's front leg. "For Science!" he exclaims, what's in his head?