Cactus girl wants a hug!

It was a beautiful day, the world at peace. "I replied," the hills sighed.The trees stared on, lazy, their leaves whisper:"Do the prompt"

those fucking stupid chain letters were how i was going to expire someday when i was a kid

Pinnochio is tired of that stupid cricket's bullshit. Fuck you, Jimminy. You fucking suck. Go eat a potato or whatever else it is.

Peridot is spongebob, and Jasper is Patrick.

The Gems have discovered Footloose. Pearl is scandalized.

Rick is yet again in a high school drama, with a cool jacket this time. Morty has a rad sweater vest. Rick questions why he's in highschool.

A woman is dangling a purple chair over a cliff with a vine.

Morty is riding a train that is going directly into rick's asshole holy shit look at his face it's so painful he's crying out in pain fromit

Santa has beaten down on the rights of his elf workers. No more days off, no bathroom breaks... There might as well be no more christmas.

Next time, on Oprah, ""BUt I love cake!!!" crying person

social media party hahaha they're drinking and have party hats