the sun is pissed that a goldfish ate a boat

"me..." with a green scribble above (xsmall) and below (medium)

a coat and testicles are frozen to the side of a large ice block.

shrek gives birth to a beautiful green arm

satan can't figure out how light switches work

blue man pissing on a severed finger while the sun screams in horror

"hey lil mama let me whisper in your ear" whispers the angry duck to the confused rabbit.

gingerbread man finally finds his gingerbread lady

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I'm Jesus LOL

A man throwing a bomb while saying 'Hey thur, kids.'

Pikachu hit puberty?

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