SANIC HAS A GIGANTIC PENIS

A HORNY LEMON ASKS A CHEAP PROSTITUTE IF SHE'S POOR ENOUGH TO, OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION, SUCK HIS THROBBING DICK FOR HALF THE REGULAR FEE

A GORILLA WONDERS IF HIS COAT IS NORMAL

HOMOSEXUAL PERSON WATCHING A METRIC ASSFUCK OF GAY PORN TO HIS RIGHT

"HAS YOUR PENISFUL NATURE LED YOU TO THE GROUPSEX?" —TWATNIK, MASTER ASSBLOWER

JACK SKELLINGTON DECLARES HIS INTENTION TO FUCK PONIES. HE HAS A USED CONDOM IN HIS EYE WHICH HE WILL REUSE FOR THIS PURPOSE

AN ARACHNID-FUCKER SHOOTS HIS WAD IN HIS OWN FACE AND THEN PAYS HIS PIMP LOWTAX TEN DOLLARS LIKE A GOOD ASS BITCH

THEIR NATURAL BI-CURIOUSITY, COMBINED WITH A COCK FOR DRESSED-ASSING, MAKES SPRITES EXCELLENT LAYS

A GAYWAD WANTS TO EAT A PISSWICH, BUT MUST BEWARE THE MENSTRUAL BLOOD LURKING IN THE SHADOWS. GOOD THING HE BROUGHT HIS "GUN" ;)

THE MIGHTY GAYSTRENGTH OF A RAINBOW IS SUCH THAT IT CAN BREAK A STATUE'S HAND OFF

SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DECAPITATED YOU BY THROWING A FROZEN SLIVER OF YOUR MENSTRUAL BLOOD AT YOUR NECK, MAMA BEAR. MY BAD!

OH BOY! I'M GONNA GO TO THE STRIP CLUB AND SEE SOME TITS, CLITS, CUNTS, AND ASS... WHAT? "CLOSED"? NOOOOO! MY HOUSE IS DICKSAPPOINTED :(