Very cute little red crab
Cranky old bitch is critical of her friends artwork
cactus
A cactus is the lone survivor of a ship wreck. He is adrift in the ocean. Problem: The life raft is inflatable, not made of wood.
sonic is suicidal
A nice friendly alien car with 3 very big eyes and good lipstick, enjoying a nice fun ride in an imaginary land that really exists :v)
Two robots engaging in vaguely consensual reproductive activities involving the comparison of the recipient to a lowly farm organism.
Peeing in a fish's mouth seems like a funny joke. And what's funnier about this? The fish was probably hoping to poop in a frog's mouth.
cactusman
A surprisingly friendly pale guy greets you while you pass him at a suspicious dark alley. He's not even wearing a shirt
God gives a giant middle finger to this one city in particular.
a smoking poop says it doesnt feel good
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