Good lord. Is that connie from doug? why? why would you do this? the rapture is coming, god will punish you. you will be the first to bleed.

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Norm Macdonald in hell telling a really funny joke about goldfish and pee on Late night with Satan O'Brien

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Do not weep for catcus, he is finally free

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In 1974, while playing his famed tetris block piano, Sir Elton John was struck by a stray coat and was killed instantly

ya mom telling ur dumb self that u need 4 leaves for the lucky kind of clover, you dumb can count mother fucker propeller hat lookin ass.

a child has gained access to the internet and stumbled upon this website, or maybe a really intelligent chimpanzee

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Your dad shits down the back of his pants while he screams at an octopus

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The scene in terminator where he's sinking in the lava stuff and at the last second he gives a thumbs up

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Pikachu slaps Geodude with his giant cartoonish white glove

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little arrogant potato man callously states that he hates us all. An extra sensitive man questions why as he sheds a single tear.

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Middle aged anthropomorphic Pikachu used to be a cute cat, uwu. His clown master doesn't care and orders him to get into his ball (poke)

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