French thieves, possible public masturbaters, keep a lookout near the bush which hides their loot and/or dragon dildos

That look your dog gives you when you get home. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME DOG. TELL ME ALREADY.

Sucking a pig's dick in Minecraft

Goro from Mortal Kombat playing a double necked guitar with all four hands.

Caution taped wrapped around a tree

G- g- g- get it booiiiii!!!

Man attempting to catch a bat in his house by throwing a blanket over it

As many lucky charms as you can cram into your mouth at once

Alien wishing he'd worn his better pair of pants today

Things that do not belong in the place they are about to find themselves

A real girl gamer. Seriously don't hit on this one, silly boys.

Close your eyes and imagine getting kicked in the nards.