Orange bad ass bearded knight versus sissy non-manly blue knight, who will win?

SCOUT FALLS TO THE EARTH AS A SUPER FAST METEORITE, HE'S AIMING FOR RUSSIA

Medic thinks that soldat is a party pooper. Literally.

anime engi and soldier blushing (not like i want to see that)

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS. LAVA AND CONAN AND ROBOTS AND ALIEN DRAGONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAND....

Some sweet ass icecream

A hotdog who LOOOVES pink

A shrek ladybug.

A man tangled in a net washed up on an unknown shore.

Abaddon politely(not) asking juggernaut to ult him. Also he's calling said jug a homosexual

Kunkka's drinking some fine ale while holding his sword ready to strike with Tidebringer

Invoker summoned his meteorite. To his surprise the meteorite is actually a voltorb. But please, draw something else.