Patrick star, only his head, as a carrot.

James Holmes's Mugshot

Kirby is on fire, poops a pear.

Doodle or Die

Someone off frame telling the hulk to cheese. A very well drawn picture of the hulk smiling baring his teeth

New Chain

Cha cha slide

A teen banana has her period in the shower, and then posts a Facebook status about it.

unibrowed bald businessman is going to beat you with a club

Bag of shit.

Someone drowned in the forest stream.

Someone left their child at the beach and he is crying.

White eyes in the dark

Top hat man being pulled off stage by one of those old timey canes.

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