A very important turd.

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Lou Reed microwaving a baby.

Justin Bieber has been turned into a pile of shit. Saddened, he wonders where his career will go now.

Doodle or Die

A deranged and bloodied Santa demands that you play Jingle Bells or he'll ejaculate.

Miley Cyrus riding Rob Fords head.

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David Bowie

New Chain

Hitler smoking a doob.

A balding middle aged man naked except for life preserver runs from the police after stealing a dollar bill.

Sikh Leprechaun

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Thom Yorke

Doodle or Die

A cloud thinks a blonde woman has a fine ass.

Blonde stick figure woman.

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