The sun tells the planet earth to go seek the hermit, plan(n)et X. The mood is kind of killed by the sun shitting into a blackhole during

A red man is discriminated against by the green people. Stay strong, buddy.

Christopher Columbus

The Flash runs past praise

"yup" says the emotionless skydiver, with his baseball cap on backwards and his trusty spoon in stede

An Na'vi breeds itself with a dog

Katniss

A fat woman

Wiggly arm ninja turtle

A man is not familiar with Kanyana, which wikipedia tells me is an Indian village, and asks god for help.

A pair of lips explain their existence

A man tells... god, I guess... that he's a whore