A slipper that is bleeding and has green mixed with the blood is saying that it made a dumb "descliption"

A bullet about to have a death battle with a homeless man.

Dear twitter, Tonight I met this awesome guy but sindi was all up in my grill. What a slut.

The every day American.

A spider getting turned on by a woman about to hit it with a newspaper saying "Aw yeah baby, give it to me"

A CUNT

I bummed a gibbon. I felt I should confess my sins before I die.

Josei ga kare o mite, Bronies ni kansuru kujōnagara,-ba no otoko wa "wareware wa, totemo kūruda" to i~tsu te.

A GREEN MAN WANTS HIS PET DINO F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Micky mouse getting stabbed by a pencil.

BITCHES LOVE BATMAN!

A bear with honey on its chest and face is confused as to what the car coming towards it is actually doing.