A giraffe breaks his neck trying to play tic-tac-toe.

Slimer becomes a Satanist.

A can of cider is taking a break in the staff room.

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A doctor giving a patient the bad news that his arms are made of bananas.

Two guys with huge heads are being sucked into a black hole.

Tuck can't clean on a sunny day.

Big fat man chases a girl who stole his onion ring.

If you smoke, you will spit >>>>BLOOD<<<<

A giant bully steals an ice cream from a tree

A cat doing drugs.

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An apple and a handgun begin a romance.

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