Fuck you, parrot. I don't need no book smarts.

Hipster pizza wishes it didn't have sausage on it

An overhead view of a jew

DELICIOUS MURRICAN LARD CEREAL: NOW WITH FREE CLAPS IN EVERY BOX

FUCK trains, man. FUCK. TRAINS.

Juggernaut gets ready for a jungle gank

Sonic takes a shit

The boulder appears to be bleeding. What could this mean? YOU DECIDE!

Spooky scary halloween with 2spooky4meskeletons and 5creepy7u dragon dildos

Dragon dildos

Dad is jealous of Mom's large, luscious breasts, with the tinniest cutest nipples you've ever seen.

two brown fox silhouettes sneak past a yellow wall