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An eagle standing on a guitar, singing Paradise City.

Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds?

Squidward is fabulous as fuck

We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, let's see who it's from!

The world "lols" gets totally hammered and goes on an acid trip.

GREEN LINES, GREEN LINES EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD

Brown box. Inside the box is a red heart with a red coat hanger through it.

Super Robo Jesus

A guy with a pizza as his head rants about social justice warriors.

#swaglord

A shooting star.