Man studies a drop of water. He zooms into it with a magnifying glass and writes down notes but they're hard to read. He's probably a doctor

Guy from the streets sells some marijuanas with feces

Mario, suffering from severe head trauma thinks about spaghetti while wearing a Freeway Road T-Shirt. He also has only one arm and no legs.

Group of gray floating broccolis punch mount everest really fast with orange arms

Pirate sails by the decapitated corpse of a man with his head floating nex to the body This is just another day in the ol' pirates life, arr

Man enjoyes oven backed brown and green bacon, but the oven looks more like a jail cell and the bacon like dollars AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man searches guide for "Do it yourself -bomb" and plan backfires

Steven Universe wants them Croissants, calls them "crussoon~"

Crying bird doesn't want to play

Happy man finally receives his turd sandwiches