some homestuck shit

Goldielocks got lost in a cave!

The centipede from James and the Giant Peach smoking a joint on the peach.

Auntie telling how pretty that thing is.

This man wants you to eat a turd worth half a million dollars.

Drug dealer about to pimp smack a ho.

That scene from Cannibal Holocaust where the woman is impaled on a stake.

A blind man sending out Morse code.

Overweight women fighting over the last xbox 360 at Walmart.

A blue zombie chocking on a pretzel.

Ronald McDonald is creepy and he knows it. Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeaah!

A lone elf man is unsure about the large white moon in the sky.