LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

A high heeled shoe. THE SHADOW IS VISIBLE.

Snowman roasting on an open fire

That dude with shades says "gayyyy." He's too cool to be wrong.

A pig has a growth on its face in the shape of an eagle

The hipster is told that she is cool. She is surprised. Her words appear in her cigarette smoke, "I'm cool?"

A group of Lolers lolling in the mud, on the grass, and in the sky

Nick Tim, that man with two first names, is also extraordinarily extraordinary.

Cool poop roasting in the sun. He seems relaxed. With shades.

A dog doing yoga

Stereotypical man of color sells white substance to a tall, slender man. He's so slender you might even call him Slenderman. Genius.

Colorful lines