Wearing a pink hat shaped like a lamp and having no arms or legs makes you a slut

Getting drunk off sex (triple ex).

Great British flag is happy because it's great

super cool orange sunglasses that take up 3/4 of a face

The world couldn't cope without the little green man so the land sank into the sea.

Brown and grey square are in LOVE

A face with no nose looking bemused at you, which will make you question your existence.

steaming chocolate ice-cream that looks a little bit like poop

a bit of blue here and a bit of blue there, here a blue, there a blue, everywhere a blue blue

Cwazy monkey asking you to PEEL his banana as he is unable to himself (due to unsound vision).

beep bop solo

A man with a pea for a head is being punished for laughing at a bananas monobrow.