A terrifying naked sailor.

The beast, questioning Simon, taunting him. The beast.

A marshmallow that loves playing golf

A duckling crushes a forest made of wires and the duckling hurts his feet.

Batman conforming that he supports abortion. "Abortion rules" he says

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A frog frenching my mom while your dad watches and fiddles with himself behind a rock.

A genie in the sunlight asks how we're doing, and Danny has crabs.

Art, in a blob. Something awesome.

Ketchup bottle, coming at you with a condom.

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a guy with an ice cream delivers censored things to another man

A shadow smoking a biff.

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