I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF

forever alone

no. nope. nu-uh.

A man getting attacked by his glittery red gym shoes.

John Egbert

A pot explodes

A giant monster robot fighting a little bat knight with three heads

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Jeremy Renner's booty

Spider-man eating doritos with Deadpool

Elmo dancing on the moon

Kristen stewart wondering what would happen if a sheep and a naked mole had intercourse