On the third day, God created the kickball, torrents of which rained down from the heavens to bounce against the newly created firmament

TF2 player calls for assistance while trying to keep his hat safe.

Pictured left: My Mom. Pictured right: My Dad.

That rabbit looks Korean as hell.

Mr. Sauron, how many licks does it take to get the the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

One of three endings to the EPIC Mass Effect (tm) Trilogy!

All of them are ugly. Sorry.

REMONU-SAMA versus POINTY-OH FINGARRU DESTUROYAHHH. ROUNDO ONE! FIGHT!

In spite of it's verdant beauty, the island was still what might be called rather... Broody.

W-Well, I guess you could say this is- Heh- OFF THE CHAIN!

And as HMS TORtanic sunk below the waves to it's icy grave, the EAceburg moved on in search of more prey.

Are you even aware I was trained in Gorilla warfare? 300 confirmed kills? Ringin' a bell? That's right, Kiddo, you're next.