Upset Sonic lost his arms while fighting the war against evil glowing things.

Robert the sexually ambiguous kangaroo-man

LSD... not even once.

Toast king!

Grass-head turtle

A rude tree

Emo kid turned into a zombie

A contradiction for a crack addict

Derpy dog

A 7-eyed alien is waving his skinny left tentacle

... and then Batman and the Blue Hedge had a wonderful date in the park

See Bobby? This is what happens when you sleep with that hooker.