a pretty shitty baseball player

lonely eggplant

DONKEY ASS

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

let me drown

squidward tries to become kawaii after the downfall of his musician career

give me the yaoi

A river full of shit

do what u want cuz a pirate is free u r a pirate

an inappropriate phallic object, commonly found on males.

The Twelve Doctor

some robot thing with a plunger and an egg beater for arms from doctor who, but who watches doctor who? who cares about it?