In the year 400,000 AD... There is only war. Also there are some dudes jumping around aimlessly. But mostly... There's war.

The Doctor Who opening sequence.

Marvin the purple horse, driven insane by the popularity of his cousin Barney, finally broke during a campaign ad. "Romney SUX!" he shouted.

Sonic had lost control of his life. He was forever trapped in the form of a tumbleweed, an ironic punishment meted by the gods of speed.

A frenchman is French. Dexter speaks French. Santa is laughing... In French. The implication is that they are all, in fact, French people.

One man in the crowd is skeptical of the merit of such trendy terms as "YOLO" and "swag."

The muscular orange man was safe. He had escaped his foes. To celebrate, he smoked a cigar through his inordinately large nostrils.

Cat just chills with mouse while cat's owner looks on in disapproval.

A dashed brown line. Yes.

Satan thrust his engorged member into the sheep, whose only thought was "Anals ex" as an olympic torch flew towards the lovers.

A spaceship blasting ALL OF SPACE, cause FUCK SPACE.

"WhATs A sonic"