Do not dishonour this important businessman by denying his generous offering of a bunch of bananas.

Mickey Mouse getting stoned. It's a metaphor for the innocence of childhood being tainted by impure thoughts. And it's fucking hilarious.

Cheerful wizard is about to drop the bass.

The most amazing shovel in the world! It does your taxes, it buries pesky evidence for you! It even pays for dinner. Only $199.95! Call now!

A postcard from Mordor.

Your mother warned you this would happen if you didn't stop that.

Precious 3 legged puppy about to experience the thirst quenching smackdown of Gatorade.

A lovely pastoral scene with an arbitrarily situated ad for cigarettes. For the goats. Those goats get bitchy without their nicotine.

Robert Smith + Pikachu's secret love child.

Oh I get it. It's one of those rebus puzzles. Let's see...it says..."Japan-A-fire ants!" Wait, that makes no sense.

Life can't always be a hopeful, precious Pixar movie plot. Some of us have real problems, you know. Like arthritis!

You know what the best part about a birthday party is? NOISEMAKERS!!!