Titan Eren's too sexy for his shirt. So sexy, it hurts.

Motherfuckin' titans on motherfuckin' bikes.

Bertl Turtle

Attack on Booty

Magical Girl Bert and Reiner

Sasha and Connie playing pretend.

Attack on Kitten

Annie does not appreciate your bullshit.

Sleepy Titans

Attack on Yaois

Hey, Bertl you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Bertl!

The reason why Bert is ALWAYS behind Reiner.