Terry the poo is an obedient poo.

Mysterious white lines whack balls.

Badass guy with a tattoo of a skull and a shirt with a smiley on it.

A potion that turns you into a British politician.

McDonalds midnight rave with a giraffe.

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YOU SIR!!! I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!!!!

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If the Queen was American.

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A man, after bring suddenly turned into a horse, screams 'AAAAAAAA'

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH???

Maths is bad!

Brown everywhere!!! Also a lady is drinking it.

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