Babe the pig won first prize at the fair for having the longest tail

Mittens! did you get into the vat of blood again?!

a superhero drags himself across the ground rather than using the slip n' slide right next to him

4 cookies bake in a poorly constructed oven

Cassandra from Dr. Who hates flowers

Old man had the ability to conjure butterflies from his hands. This both a blessing and a curse.

Mexico isn't actually a country. Its really just a pencil sharpener

Wear underwear at all times or you will go to hell

the big bad wolf found two of the 3 little pigs

Fancy dog wonders what the ghosts are protesting

"A young girl is whisked away to a magic land and kills the first person she meets" The Movie.

Despite being in hell, the bloodthirsty flower will kill again