The palm tree fears the coming of the blue horde. They are relentless, and their aim is true.

Don't be sad, young Skywalker. One day you will kill your father.

On top of volcano, all covered in blood, I found a big chocolate, or could it be mud?

A cloud is quite content. For now. Nothing lasts forever.

Colorful spaghetti speaks to me.

A gent has found himself frozen in the rare but oft sought after yoga position known simply as "The Wailing Taco".

A man eats cereal that has been tainted in a most uncouth manner.

An unfortunate horse has been impaled by a shard of glass. Sunny day though.

On stage at Broadway, a refrigerator sings its heart out. It sings: "As I Never Iron Smore Y room!"

The lowly red mushroom. So unassuming. So patient. Now it sits in the pasture. But one day it will kill us all.

Beautifully drawn lion faces down a naughty monkey. This pleases me.

Mallwart is Walmart's evil twin--which actually makes it Good. Anyway, they hold an annual auto-race in which car one and two duel.