"LOL WANNA GO GET SUM PIZZA?" sez Jake Engrish "AW YISS HOMEBOI, U MAK MY KOKORO GO DOKIDOKI" repliz Dirk-san. lik dis if u cry evry tiem.

Spongebob tells us he's president, but we all know he's delusional psychotic.

watz teh thingie sey bout his powerleval? izz ovr 90000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THEEE!!!!!! CIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!! AND IT MOOOOOOOOOOOVEEESS!!! YOOOOOURR!!!! SOOOOOUUULLL!!!

No, I'm not sure about this. Maybe you should try on the green dress instead.

The Onceler being kawaii as FUCK "Dis movie bout ME."

The cyclops from X-men with his skateboard, doing this awesome trick where he's doing a handstand, board in the air, and going BANG(arang?)

jesus chriiiist SUUUUPERSTAR, WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR SAAACRIFIIIIC!

Tavros and Eridan touching each others butts.

um. welk... i think iz terezi ,,, shes shootin herselve wal lopkin at gremn sun. i warnd u about teh grebn sun bro. i topld u dawg. :Y

Captain America's fiiiiine booty. Show me the booty. I want the booty.

Cheshire cat with gold grillz up in dur mouff, make dat booty clap, get da money$$ holla big pimpin yo