A new government scheme to encourage children to eat healthily promotes cabbage as cool.

Spy bees have disguised their hive as a rainbow

Mr and Mrs shark are happily married. But one day, Mr Shark discovers Mrs Shark is having an affair with Mr Crab. He is not happy.

A scientist thinks about nappies

The devil, reincarnated on earth as a middle aged ginger person, plays professional basketball.

Bean with yellow tentacles out for a stroll

Man in a boat is so amazed by the lemon in the sea that he is unable to spell "something" correctly

A stereotypical person of African origin who just loves KFC

Haters gonna hate my pink hair with blonde highlights

A man on a raft named Cliff is floating out to see

A bone is on fire... at night

Grey man has a jar of stars

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