One does not simply put out the fire with a water penis

baby crocodiles are so cute

is where the heart is

meow meow meow

Whatchu' talkin' bout Willis

New Chain

Frankn'Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show

a krabby patty

super dumb

the government will control us all

nice thong you got there

Lemme guess, purple?

um...lord of the flies?

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