a black person eating a midget

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sexy naked fox ;)

a murderer burning in the sun

a snail trying to run from salt but it apparently has an erection because it doesn't have eggs?

an effed up birthday present

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he didn't get the ice cream he wanted

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I can't read your handwriting

someone drew a retarded big toe instead

an alligator trying to rape a red sonic with a yellow ring

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