The man is puzzled by the angry fortune cookie. Does this mean that his future life is CURSED?

A person with an apple on his head shaking maracas while preparing to attempt flaming limbo in front of a panel of judges.

A very small Viking sailing vessel with candied donuts as dock bumpers and some generic 90s grunge band vocalist at the helm.

The policeman became an axe murderer because he couldn't deal with his receding hairline.

The genius bluebird and canary together plan the beginning of the nuclear apocalypse after the last sledding incident at the coal mine.

A spiky-headed man paints an abstract figure of a woman.

A rocket hesitates on lift-off because the T-minus 5 countdown sounds like this: "FIVE! RUOF! THREE! Two! one!"

Someone has been so inconsiderate as to die in the pool, thereby ruining the fun for everyone else.

A long-necked alien with four eyes and one very large ear on the left side of his head. Also, he is sad. Probably because he is rather ugly.

Squiddles the two-legged octopus who really, really wants to be a squid is no longer the spawn of Satan!

An empty soul contemplates the meaning of the white void of the universe.

T-Rex says "That's ignorant."

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