The previous artist rejects OP's request and offers a dog instead.

An awkward teenage girl who enjoys Pokemon eats melted cheese on her bed and wonders what the fuck she is doing.

Dog taco.

Irresponsible dad from Happy Wheels and his son, Timmy.

Deadmau5.

Kerbit looks at three marbles which are blue and purple.

Mudkip says "no'.

sugoi kawaii desu tsundere moe chan anime

Blonde narwhal wearing a red bikini top.

A tree is sad and questions why something happened to him and not someone else.

Dave Strider

Elmo goes to school and dislikes it.