The greatest movie ever created. A spectacle to behold. Truly, the epitome of the human condition. Every person should see this masterpiece.

Time that could have been spent with friends or real women

Bethesda writers are once again out done by community writers.

Teddy Roosevelt is given the triforce of Kickass

"YOU ARE HORRIBLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT REMEMBER WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY FUCKED UP THAT RELATIONSHIP? WELL YOU DONOW

Badass sun doesn't give a fuck about the earth's opinions. It's the goddamned sun. Nobody tells the fucking sun what to do. Fuck earth.

A depressed leaf cuts itself.

Nudist duck does not conform to your societal pressures.

Mario bullying Waluigi

Skeleton vomits licorice, even though he has no organs.

Gay skeleton is sick of your cis-privelage

Fast food chain that goes slow