carrot vomits
Ron hung himself because he was wearing a skirt.
a golden watch, looks expensive
Hipster defends her shitty art by claiming that she's not Matt Groening and should therefore be free of criticism
The Vegetable Mafia is deciding the fate of Mr. Tomato owner of a small shoe making business.
Yellow girrafe
masterpiece
A giraffe living the lazy life
Angry cocksucker.
A German-African child tilts it's head to the side in joy upon finding it is taller, as it brandishes it's knife. It does not fucking know.
A killer whale saying Why Bro?
Drunk microphone wants to do karaoke.
 
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