A post operation transvestite Michael Jackson, high on heroin with his mouth suspiciously close to one side of his head.

A small man inside a giant's ear hums a gentle tune that slowly sends the fiend into a humble sleep that melts his brain with notation.

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The black man attended a university and succeeded in his studies.

An autistic boy, completely entranced by an ad on the television, screams out to his mother demanding that he receive the new "monopoly *2"

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