Behold the power of the holy sword Excalibur. I can render THREE men asunder in one swing! HAHAHA

Dancing Corgis

What am I even looking at here?

Well it's Friday night- Date, nope... Be with friends? nah they all got jobs..masturbate? Too self conscious. But Ill always have you DoD :(

Ill take the roast duck and some eggrolls

a blind man and his seeing eye dog

lumpy space princess from adventure time. Don't know what it is? GOOGLE IT GDAMNIT YOU LAZY LUMP! :3

derogatory homosexual sex, or the three leaf clovers enter a pink cave?

Oh joy, a stick of butter!

It looks like the cutie mark crusaders figured out where applejack hides the hard stuff.

Pony of your choice in a hoodie.

Pinkie is pissed! Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you have fucked up.