dave needs to work on his comebacks

dirk is turning into venom. look out spiderman.

santa claus isnt delivering gifts this year. he is only delivering pain.

slenderman writes a letter to his mother because he doesnt like college and his roommate stinks

disturbing creature asks if you want a tulip while the world is on fire

more homestuck shit

hitler cant write poetry

an artist is distraught at the fact that someone scribbled pink on his painting of slenderman. his plan has been thwarted.

poorly drawn fantroll

magical spatula

a man shouts "leave!" and a sausage flies out his mouth

Prostate check! with suspicious looking finger in the corner