"Bitch please," he turned his head to the side, a small smirk playing at the corner of his mouth, "I'm Justin Bieber."

"Nick Fury? Since when have you been white AND blonde? It's actually kinda hot." I stared into his eye as his hair replied "You're welcome."

my arm snaked around my back and firmly took a hold of my scalp, lifting it and exposing the brain matter. "And he never shall" I said.

"Sorry Sasuke, maybe next time." said Itachi as his completely blue hand poked his younger brother in the forehead.

The block box whispered the words we all feared, "There's no escape."

Not even her clothing could contain her excitement, she had gotten that A+ on her report card.

alcoholic cat, after two years of sobriety, relapses and falls asleep in a drunken mess, drool pooling outside of his mouth

"Oh my God!" Billy pointed to the man up in the sky, "He's flying over the words mortal combat!"

"I'm going all woosh." Harry Potter, for all his other charms, sometimes had a hard time expressing his feelings.

As David had suddenly gone mute, David's crown stepped in and replied "Let me tell you about Jesus..."

On the planet with the purple sky, lumpy, brown, rocks plummet to the ground.

"You feebr on hand?" the curly glasses man asked.