A man with a smoking boner that is worryingly far up his torso. Black scribbles are closing in on him, but he thinks it's a party.

A gray burst of air. "Essence of POMF."

A bunny watching the sunset with a lawyer. [Not shown: the lawyer screws the bunny financially ten minutes later. The bunny is ruined.]

A balding tomato says "Get the FUCK OUT" to a pedophilic wizard. The wizard shoots lightning out of his tiny dong, and shouts, "REEBA!"

The uncooked noodle desperately wants his tiny pumpkin, but a fat man with a seriously out-of-control lower jaw begs to differ.

A dagger being thrown into a visible fart.

Earth being shoved into a large artichoke with a tumor on it. Tumor has a questioning look on his face, and reaches out towards the earth.

Some guy pointing to a giant turd on some peninsula on a map.

The Swedish Flag is having an angry conversation with the letter F. The Swedish Flag is calm, but the F is getting red-faced.

A pregnant woman about to eat a pea.

GPOY or whatever.

Shat, and a bug saying "I love poop."

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