A sheltered man refers to his erection as his finger "biggering." Anyone with a 56k connection and a finger would know what to call it.

Luke cries over his charred uncle who's last thoughts were of a jigsaw puzzle piece.

A blue square woman refuses to engage in purple guy on guy sex.

A basic maths class demonstrating how to count to potato.

Scribbles over a frowny face. The artist must not know there's an eraser button.

A "Picasso" painting. Pretty well done. Such minimalism, yet so deep. Is it a penguin, an abstract camel head? I honestly can't tell.

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A man riding a bicycle through the ruins of New York while jetpack wearing lizard men chase and attack him with Nerf guns.

It doesn't matter which choices you've made, Shepard. In the end everything you see is composed of three different colors: red, blue, green.

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