Bird man in a had points to a rabid pikachu and says that he's tired of this shit.

A solar system with three suns, whose combined light drowns out the darkness of the surrounding universe.

A sentient TV uses a sword to defend it's Wii from a giant floating gun.

A weird black and purple faced sphere with long arms and an antenna reaches out to destroy the earth for Russia.

A mushroom tripping so hard it can see atoms.

Link being a douche who breaks into houses and breaks people's stuff.

Creepy headless demon with glowing red nipples and arms sits next to a little sleeping girl on a dark empty subway car.

thinking cloud.

Penguins paying a man to go club a baby seal.

Badass kid smacks the ass of a hot black lady in a clubbing outfit.

A fish and a candle fight, pokemon style! (the candle is winning)

Not even the smell of freshly cooked bacon excites me... my life is meaningless.