NO YOU SICK FUCK

MUSE SUCKS AT DUBSTEP

a turtle eating skittles

CHOO CHOO TRAIN IS HIGH AS FUCK

BOLIN IS MAI WAIFU

SO A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA

Spiderman assuring us that he is not, in fact, a bitch

A mushroom dreams of eating a person and growing bigger himself, for a change

FUCKING DRAGONAIR UP IN THIS SHIT

THE FLAGS OPEN NOWS MY CHANCE TO COCK SUCK MY ASS

the goldfish is confused, forgetting the murder it had committed not moments ago

dude in a bowtie and 1920s hat