the plot to ever modern shooter made yet

ski mask man thinks about big black cock

A picture that could not better describe /v/ if it tried.

Edward Scissor hands can't spell cheese even when speaking

what is blue coke? blueberry flavour? sounds gross

4 more years

"Are you playing those stupid video games again son?" "DAD THIS ISN'TSTUPID AND IT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME, ITS A DIGITAL INTERACTIVE SIMULATION"

son, your eye seems a bit red...h-have you being doing DRUGS? you know how this family feels about drugs. you're grounded.

What Patrick star has to do on his list today.

I know I'm not meant to laugh, but damn the paralympics are funny.

god damn it thor, onions are good for you! just eat the onions you spoilt brat. Gods are so picky.

Sorry babe, you look nothing like your picture. your paying too right?