my balls are on your napkin and you might like it

brian adams'sperm singing

captain america giving iron man a gift of a gay game for that console that you turn around form and walk away

that phone moprheus has in the matrix

a guy with waaaay to big glasses has an orgasm while standing up

New Chain

A TIE fighter and make it a good one

the devil begs for more tax cuts

a cow is running away from a malevolent slice of melon. the cow is cursing the melon.

A fat neckbeard has blood in mouth after eating popcorn (which is dropped on the floor) and a skinnyfat dude is calling for Jogn in the door

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