A man treating a cat in the proper fashion. That is, asking it rhetorical questions and threatening it with pain if it refuses.

Pikachu killed koffing, and is wearing his skin as a t-shirt

A baby living in a shit-filled bathtub. He enjoys it.

Hitler counts to NEIN

Everyone laughing Obama's tiny erection

The average reaction to My Little Pony

An autistic pikachu cries over his mental disabilities

and carrot on the phone

Green dragon toking up on his favorite dope

A skinny green alien snorts a number 2 pencil

A mildly homosexual cat plays with what seems to be a ball of red string

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