A fishing hook is lodged into David Bowie's tongue. Ouch.

This guy has a UU instead of a head, but nobody tells him so that he don't get sad, and they lie to him and he lives in a world of lies.

Elmo has gone mad and turned into a crazed psychopath who walks like a crab.

The most unfortunate and discriminated man in the universe: an afroamerican ginger.

A heart symbol has a fiery mustache and a hairdo like in those Dragonball Z cartoons that's all the rage with kids these days.

Bomberman is pretty much fucked at this point.

A black man turned off the lights, but he uses Colgate, so they serve as a natural light source, making him a useful member of community.

The cutest chimera ever. It emits cuteness. Wet, sticky cuteness everywhere. I'm literally covered in all that cute. Mmmmm.

Even the homicidal robots support abortions.

The person telling me to describe the doodle is not attracted to members of his own gender.

Loss of inspiration.

The Pope; with a knife; in the library.